Fly the uniform through the enemies of the shirt. Wrinkles, coffee, hotel irons and the cardboard company shirt. Don't let them touch it.
SPACE or ↑ or tap to climb. Gravity does the rest. Dodge everything, stay off the runway, and P puts you in a holding pattern. It gets faster and busier the longer you stay up.
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| # | Callsign | Score | Logged |
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Make the top 10 and you sign the logbook. Up to ten letters. Keep it clean. The chief pilot reviews the board twice a day.
Four things that ground a regular pilot shirt.
How it attacks. Your shirt lives in a bag. Day three of a four-day, 5 a.m. van, and the only mirror is in the hotel elevator. It knows.
How the captain wins. 15% spandex and four-way stretch. It creases in the bag and recovers on your back. Hang it in the shower if you want. You won't need to.
How it attacks. Coffee at cruise. Light chop at exactly the wrong moment. A lid that was never really on. Always on a white shirt, always before the walk-around.
How the captain wins. The fabric sheds water-based spills, so most of it beads up and rolls off. Honest footnote: oil-based stains are the boss level. Pre-treat and wash.
How it attacks. Lives in the closet behind the ironing board that doesn't open. Has one setting: scorch. Takes the twenty minutes you don't have before van time.
How the captain wins. Wash it, dry it, wear it. Hotel irons are a myth. Plan your fabric around that instead of around the hotel.
How it attacks. The issued one. Poly-cotton cut for nobody in particular, stiff as the chief pilot, and it pulls out of your waistband every time you reach for the overhead panel.
How the captain wins. Athletic stretch fabric that moves first and asks questions later. Reach the overhead, haul the bag into the bin, stay tucked.
No wrinkles. No stains. No hotel irons. No pilot, either, but the uniform flies fine without one.
The one in the game and the one in the bag. Athletic stretch fabric, wrinkle resistant, moisture wicking, sheds water-based spills. 48% polyester, 37% recycled polyester, 15% spandex. Epaulet straps, eyelets or clean front, short or long sleeve. Slim and Athletic, S to 3XL, plus Tall and Women's.
Shop the shirtIt sits directly under whatever you eat at cruise, so it had better wash. Performance fabric, stain resistant, machine washable. Black, Blue or US Flag, in 2.5" or the classic 3". Check your carrier's standard, then pick.
Shop the tieNo holes. Genuine leather on a ratchet track that adjusts millimeter by millimeter (shoutout to the metric pilots). Loosen a click in the seat, snug it back up for the terminal walk. Silver, Black or Gold buckle to match your hardware.
Shop the beltEverything the shirt does, for your legs. Four-way stretch, wrinkle resistant, hydrophobic, breathable, secret pocket. Dark Charcoal reads black at a distance; if your airline wants true black, these are your travel-day pant. Runway Pants run long, so size down between lengths.
Shop the pantsYour pre-flight. Not the airline's.
Keep the shirt airworthy. Consider this the pre-flight checklist.
Repellency fades slowly with wear and washes. That's fabric, not magic. Treat it well and it stays on the line for years.
Shirt makers by trade. Flyers by hobby. Built by guys who would rather play a game than find a hotel iron.
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